ARCADE · TOUCH GRASS LATER

The arcade.

Games for the space between candles. High scores live in your browser — bragging is on you.

EAT COINS · DON'T GET RUGGED

Curve Snake

Pilot the rocket, eat coins, grow the bag. The curve steepens as your market cap climbs — one wrong move and it's a rug.

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LIVE TAPE · FAKE MONEY · REAL SHAME

Paper Bags

Long or short live ETH with $1,000 of nothing and up to 50x paper leverage. Get liquidated with dignity.

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COMING SOON

Pump or Dump

Call the next candle on real MemePad charts. Streaks pay bragging rights.